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The definition of a beautiful woman to me is the one who loves me,,,
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09-04-2010 03:57 by
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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08-08-2010 04:50 by
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Honk if you love God, text while driving if you want to meet him...
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12-02-2010 23:22 by
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Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink... But if you must lie, lie in the arms of you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death., and if you must drink, drink in the moments that takes your breath away....
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01-10-2011 00:11 by
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Will you be my future ex girlfriend?
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02-12-2011 05:05 by
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Beauty is why God invented eyeballs.., and your booty is why God invented my balls...
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10-29-2010 04:09 by
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